A Gaze Blank and Pitiless as the Sun, Check, Slow Thighs, Check, Slouching Towards Bethlehem, Check!

Am I talking about Yeat's poem? No, of course not, I'm talking about Hello Kitty Online. Mentioned last year, it's closer to reality now.

To know it is to fear it.

Am I a Member of This Secret Society Without Knowing It . . .

Stumbled across this blog, and it has a few things you sometimes find here, conservative thought, an obsession with hello kitty, and an advocacy of nuclear power.

And here it was I thought I was unique in combining Hello Kitty, conservatism, and nuclear power, guess it's nice to know I'm not alone...

(these guys deserve scrutiny, one thing they have over me is prolific output, over 100 posts in March already, and I'm barely averaging one a day)

This One is For the Ladeeeez . . .

Ummmm, ahhhh, errrraaaahhh, yeah, just follow this link.

"A different focus: although it has a sophisticated combat system, unlike other MMORPGs combat need not be a primary objective for players"

A new MMORPG (massively mulit-player online role playing game) is going to be coming to a computer near you fairly soon. It will be free to play, and most importantly, this game, with its "sophisticated combat system", why it's HELLO KITTY ONLINE, of course.

?!?!???!!!!!??????

For those that choose to make the combat system their primary objective, I can imagine the conversation now, "yeah, I just levelled my character and I can't decide if I want to follow the experience tree that yields the candy cane rocket launcher for long distance sniping, or the flowery burst of cuteness ability for some serious area of effect crowd control action"

UPDATE:

How could I have forgotten my past Hello Kitty post, they really need to include a digital version of the HK AR-15 in the game.

Kawaiiiiii Muthafu@#$% !!!!!!!!!

Pretty (Deadly) in Pink.

(via Gizmodo via Mobilewhack via Riflegear)