Monday's Candidate for Tweet of the Week (from SportsPickle)

Matt Howard is a two-time Academic All-American, yet not smart enough to shave off that mustache. Sad.

Heh.

Seth Green Can Get Away With ALOT . . .

. . . but is a fullblown 70s pornstache one of those things?

(You Make the Call)

(definition for pornstache, here)

Short Answer, Longer Answer . . .

(via Instapundit)

TO the question posed in Marie Claire, "Is Anal Bleaching for You?"

Short answer: no.

Longer answer: nooooooooooooooooooooo!

(but if it floats your boat, go ahead and do it, just be safe and careful about it)