03 May 2008

. . . And If You Deny a Zucchini Its Proper Sexual Identity, Then You Have Damaged That Poor Entity Irreparably . . .

(via Instapundit)

Wesley J. Smith in The Weekly Standard points to the work of a Swiss government ethics panel as they wrestle with the notion of 'plant rights'.

Mr. Smith worries about Asparagus, but I'm more concerned about the psyche of all those wanton and lusty Zucchini you see displaying themselves on the shelves of countless produce sections. I say every Zucchini longs to be loved, not eaten, to do otherwise is to deny that Zucchini the essence of its being and identity.

(and Ladies (or Gentleman), if you do 'love' your Zucchini, be sure to wrap it up in a condom first, it will be safer for both of you)

1 comment:

Trooper York said...

Now in Italian or in Brooklyn guinea Italian you call a zucchini
a gagootz. So if someone tells you they want to slip you the gagootz, don't bend over to pick up your change. Just sayn'