Showing posts with label You Make the Call. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You Make the Call. Show all posts

03 May 2009

Spam, or Shocking Revelation Regarding the Origin of Swine to Human Transmission of H1N1? YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!

Elizabeth Smith kindly emailed me this subject line (slightly edited for language):
Babe gets wild f***ing in supermarket

We really haven't heard much from Babe the Pig since his glory days headlining two well received motion pictures over a decade ago, but like many stars who still have fame, but no longer are getting steady work, he may be acting out and indulging in all sorts of bad behavior.

I'm going out on a limb and suggest that inter-species sexual activity in a public commercial space counts as bad behavior, I hope you don't regard me as being too moralistic or judgemental for drawing that conclusion.

Also, which supermarket section for such engagements would be more shocking?

A) Produce
B) Meat
C) Feminine Hygiene
D) Bakery
E) Other

Please explain your answer in the comments.

23 January 2009

Separated at Birth? (with a dose of YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!)



Am I comparing Tina Fey to a impish demonic creature? Or Alec Baldwin to a hot chick?

YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!

(Inspired by this post at Alan Sepinwall's blog)

You Make the Call (Love Edition)

Love:

A disease?

A drug?

All you need?

A losing game?

Digital?

Hard?

YOU MAKE THE CALL!

26 July 2008

You Make the Call: Fawning Article Regarding Candidate Obama, or Serious Expose Revealing Potentially Campaign Changing Health Issue?

(via Michelle Malkin)

From reporter Judith Bonesky of Bild
“My name’s Judith” I reply. "I’m Barack Obama, nice to meet you!” he says, and puts his arm across my shoulder. I put my arm around his hip – wow, he didn’t even sweat! WHAT A MAN!

Now, you might think this is just part and parcel with the insane fawning and hype that accompanied Presumptive Candidate Obama as he toured Asia and Europe.

But what if something else is at play, too?

Anhidrosis is potentially a very serious medical issue, one that shouldn't be taken lightly, and could be the sign of some underlying problem.

Other potential causes are simple dehydration, but given the reporter mentions his bottle of Evian, we can possibly rule that out.

Another possible cause could be prescription (or non-prescription) drugs. Here's a list (PDF) of some drugs that may contribute to anhidrosis. Not listed are the illicit drugs that cause this problem, most notably, MDMA, but it would seem awfully odd if he were taking that stuff.

After all, The Obama has no need to ingest a chemical to get a feeling of warm and fuzzy well being towards everyone he meets and in turn reflected back at him by others. He is The One, so his very presence in a room has the effect of getting everyone to behave as if they've been dosed with several hits of Ecstasy.

Rereading the linked article, and assuming that Ms. Bonesky was tripping balls on X (or at least The Obama related syndrome that strongly mimicks the effects of the drug), it makes, much, much, more sense.

Also, this whole bit about the curls: Part of a balanced workout, or middle aged guy in a gym trying to impress a younger girl with his physical prowess? YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!

(what, I can't use that bit twice in the same post?)

08 June 2007

You Make the Call!

Another round of "You Make the Call"



In the above photo (via Drudge, used to illustrate this article):

mature individual, undergoing a serious psychological break fearful for what a few weeks of incarceration will do to her already delicate mental health status . . .

or, petulant, whiny, brat, whose emotional age isn't much beyond the terrible twos, and is shocked that their usual act, tantrums, and manipulations of other people didn't get her what she wanted for once . . .

UPDATE:

NICK UT: CRYING FETISHIST?


The bloggers at Jezebel referencing a post by Andrew Sullivan (I guess they're feminist and collectivist, no individual name given for this blogpost) (hat tip, Gawker, interestingly, there's no way to link the Gawker post, all roads lead to Jezebel, guess they're trying to improve traffic over at their latest blogging little sisters), note the gentleman responsible for the above photo, also snapped the famous crying, running, naked Vietnamese girl from 35 years ago. I think the point the Jezebelites try to make is a bit of a stretch, but nice catch, anyway (and as always with everything Sullivan-y, it wasn't Sullivan himself who notices the connection, but a "reader")