I'm Going to Go Out on a Limb . . .

. . . I've climbed the tree, I'm out on this limb, and here it goes, this post at Go Fug Yourself is the first, and will be the only ever post that features a picture of historian David McCullough.

I know that's a pretty risky prediction to make, but I'm pretty confident in my assessment.

Also, I'm pretty sure that Bai Ling, Sienna Miller, and Lindsay Lohan will all be featured some time in the next six months.

Your Weekly Dose of Bai Ling Related News

Bai Ling is a celebrity, of sorts. She's been in stuff, she was almost in other stuff, mostly she's famous for having trouble keeping all her stuff covered while in public.

The fug girls did her yesterday, but good, that photo deserves the treatment it gets. Not many folks have earned their own category at Go Fug Yourself, but perusing all the posts they've done on her over the years, she has earned it.

A few days ago, TMZ posted a video of her "dancing". Bai, St. Vitus called, he wants his dance back.

But as I contemplate Bai Ling more deeply, she's a woman of many layers, at least 23 of them which are completely crazy, and 8 or 9 of those crazy layers which I would probably really enjoy being around.

My Guess Is "A"

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Court Ordered Anklets Are the New Black

Really?

Really

And, speaking of fashion, the Fug Girls are in NYC for Fashion Week, and guestblogging.

The First Fugging of the New Year!

The Fug Girls start 2007 by fugging my favorite auteur of quickie web videos.

First, what's wrong with partying like it's 1993?

Second, you've made the big time Kat!

Third, more videos please (from Kat, not the Fug Girls, though fugging videos of the fugging fug girls talking trash about fugging celebrities might be fun).

Fourth, since I somehow always seem to bring up Ken Jennings when talking about Kat Dennings, he has a funny post yesterday mixing in strange things his 4 year old said with slightly morbid thoughts about celebrities and reincarnation.

After you visit the Ken link, if you're wondering about my possibilities, I'd have to go with one of three, Aleqsandre Jorjoliani, Ted Hecht, or Judy Garland.

Screw You Fug Girls!

Normally I point to their brilliance in ripping to shreds some awful fashion choice from some celebrity who must likely shouldn't be a celebrity (like this post).

But this time they went after Parker Posey.

That ain't right.

Yes, she looks crazy. Yes, the afro-perm looks bizarre, but it's bizarre in a crazy, surely it must be for some kooky film role, sort of way.

Yes, the outfit isn't particularly flattering, but she's Parker Posey, so lay off her.

All she ever really needs to wear is that beautiful smile of hers (and something simple with a classic cut, like your basic LBD)