LOL Random Kilt Wearing Guy?!?

Now men too can ask a variation of that important question, "Does this skirt make my ass look fat?" (picture snapped by Amy Alkon, her post here).

The Crocs in public would be bad enough, the shirtlessness would be bad enough, the greasy blonde hair would be bad enough, but combine all those things with a kilt too, and you have a perfect storm of suck. In otherwords anonymously random kilt wearing guy (who I've seen walking around Santa Monica on occasion, but never bothered to photograph), yes your skirt does make you look like an ass.

Things Seen Today (That I Had Rather Not Seen)

The thing I saw that I would have prefered not seeing was a 'healthy' young bird (past healthy, more rolly-polly, and I call her a bird since I have reason to believe she's a loyal subject of Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II), in an above the knee black skirt, a Union Jack top entirely too form fitting for her form, and worst of all, UGG boots.

I have no problem with people who carry around a little extra weight, so long as they recognize this about themselves and dress accordingly.

I have no problem with somebody proudly displaying a Union Jack on their body, but not on Independence Day.

I have no problem with UGG boots, worn indoors, or actually in a ski chalet, but on the streets near the beach, on a summer day, paired with a skirt, that ain't right.