Now men too can ask a variation of that important question, "Does this skirt make my ass look fat?" (picture snapped by Amy Alkon, her post here).
The Crocs in public would be bad enough, the shirtlessness would be bad enough, the greasy blonde hair would be bad enough, but combine all those things with a kilt too, and you have a perfect storm of suck. In otherwords anonymously random kilt wearing guy (who I've seen walking around Santa Monica on occasion, but never bothered to photograph), yes your skirt does make you look like an ass.
