27 December 2008

First of All, the Plural of Sheep is Sheep . . .

In my email inbox, this subject line, quote:

"Lesbians and their lovely sheeps"

I'm just trying to imagine who exactly sees that bit of spam and decides, 'wow, that's the porn for me, lesbian bestiality was just the particular kink that I was looking for!'

If you are a lesbian who also enjoys sex with animals, is that with female or male animals? Is there even more than 4 or 5 people on the entire globe who fit that description, and if so what are the chances that they've shot themselves engaged in that activity? Is this the sort of deeply philosophical and engagingly intellectual post on this blog that keeps you coming back for more?

And what is up with so many spam emails using bestiality as a come on? Is there really that big of a market for those sort of images and videos? I don't get it, I would imagine the vast majority of people with web access can happily live their lives without ever seeing any sort of image that even hints at inter-species carnal relations.

But, really, if you are going to spam my email, at least know what the plural of sheep is, it's not too much to ask.

2 comments:

Outis said...

Is this the sort of deeply philosophical and engagingly intellectual post on this blog that keeps you coming back for more?

Yes, just so.

bill said...

Agreed. And the singular form is shep.