I Lack the Required Audacity and Presumptuousness (and Funding)

Unfortunately, though this is the first Presidential election cycle for which I'm constitutionally eligible, I have to regretfully announce that I won't be seeking the nomination of either major party, of any of the minor parties, or making up a party of my own.

But, don't despair, 2012 isn't that far away (though I doubt I'll be ready for that, either).

OK, here's my semi-official, mostly immodest announcement.

I will seek the Republican nomination for the 2016 run at President.

After 8 glorious, prosperous and victorious years under President Giuliani, the nation will be ready for my brand of leadership (conservatives won't be completely happy with his 3 appointments to the Supreme Court, but you can't win them all, right?)

If you wish to send some seed money my way, just make the checks out to CASH.