I've got nothing (or maybe I have lots, and just don't have anything I'm comfortable sharing), yet I feel strangely compelled to link this item anyway, go figure.
"And by caliber I mean both the high moral quality of their character and the size of their gun barrels. A homonym. Two meanings. Throw me a bone here."
Um, having at one time had call to use the super-duper, top-of-the line electronic breast pump (which resides in my attic still--I should put it on e-bay), you'll forgive me if I find this less than sexy.
You've been sufficiently warned, it's out of my hands now if you click on this link (I would give credit where it's due, but I can't remember where I first saw this story linked)
And I'd make a comment about some of the more 'specialized' types of pornography, but not today.
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"And by caliber I mean both the high moral quality of their character and the size of their gun barrels. A homonym. Two meanings. Throw me a bone here."
Um, having at one time had call to use the super-duper, top-of-the line electronic breast pump (which resides in my attic still--I should put it on e-bay), you'll forgive me if I find this less than sexy.
Probably a girl thing.
; )
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You've been sufficiently warned, it's out of my hands now if you click on this link (I would give credit where it's due, but I can't remember where I first saw this story linked)
And I'd make a comment about some of the more 'specialized' types of pornography, but not today.
ARGHHHHH! (Claws out own eyes, like Oedipus Rex...)
VW: slfur (as in what this smells like, as in rotten eggs)
The original reminds me of Madonna circa 1992.
Reader -- not sexy; frightening.
And you can't give enough warnings about that second article, XWL. That's just wrong. Wrong, wronger, wrongest.
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