Your Daily Photo (That's Right, My Economic Advisory Panel Is Made Up Entirely of Underwear Gnomes Edition)

A few notes to myself in preparation for a keynote speech to the first ever national convention for the Underwear Gnome Party.

(I didn't get a $100k speaking fee, unfortunately, but the gnomes promised to give me 5% of total profits from this year's underwear gathering)

Thanks, but No Thanks

Another article from the Daily Mail (What? Can't I read British papers while watching American Football?)

These ergonomic ErgoTec trunks are to be followed by another revolution in the male undergarment world - the elimination of the visible pants line.

The new pants will have a seamless design and are being made from material developed for women's lingerie.

One, true gentleman don't wear pants tight enough for a 'visible [under]pants line' to show. Second, if one were to wear pants where a visible line might be an issue, then one would be wise to simply 'go commando'.