"Nature is very much like a 14-year-old boy"

Quoted from an article (hat tip Drudge) about earthquakes in Los Angeles.

The correct pairing with the line "Nature is very much like a 14-year-old boy;"

A) it builds up tension rapidly, then releases it in an ejaculatory manner
B) it's violent and unpredictable
C) it's sloppy and lazy
D) it's inarticulate, surly, and frequently sullen (but it's only a phase)


You'll have follow the link to find the right answer (unless you were able to guess correctly without doing so).