Showing posts with label Flatulence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flatulence. Show all posts

30 January 2010

LOL Obama, Daily 30 January 2010

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Copy+paste of the description at Flickr:

President Barack Obama meets with former President George H.W. Bush and there's a bit of tension lingering in the air (along with a certain odor) despite the smiles on their faces.

That's right, I went with fart jokes twice this month. Got a problem with that?

Will try to prepare these the day before and do a timed post so that they show up first thing in the day rather than sneaking them in just before the end of the day here.

05 January 2010

LOL Obama, Daily 05 January 2010

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That's right, less than a week into this LOL Obama project, and I've already resorted to flatulence related humor.

Got a problem with that?

(and to be fair to Taco Bell, there are plenty of healthy choices there that don't lead to serious pooting, afterwards)

13 June 2008

"It's a Dutch Oven, and the French are TOAST!"

Best call of a soccer goal, ever.

(just heard on ESPN2 after Netherlands scored in extra time to clinch a 4-1 victory over France)

The call was by a Brit, and at first I thought it might be possible that 'dutch oven' doesn't have the extra special connotation over there it has here, but given that the BBC hosted h2g2 ('aka' hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy) specifically mentions 'dutch oven' in their guide to Farts and Flatulence, I'm guessing the humor was intentional.

You really ought to read the linked guide, here are some excellent pull quotes:


...The cellulose in vegetables cannot be digested, therefore vegetarians produce more gas than people with a mixed diet. There is no difference in the chemistry of male and female digestion, hence men and women emit the same amounts of gas. However, men apparently have more fun doing it.


...The presence of methane and oxygen renders the whole mixture flammable. If tried at all, igniting a fart should be tried out extremely carefully. Setting fire to a fart can 'backfire'! Besides, you should have a good explanation ready because the whole affair is somewhat difficult to explain to rescue and surgery personnel if it goes wrong.


...Farts can bring more excitement into wedlock if administered in a Dutch Oven this is where one partner lets go a huge fart, pulls the duvet cover or bed sheets over the head of their loved one, trapping them in a confusion of methane, while shouting triumphantly, 'Dutch oven! Dutch oven!' The person trapped will wriggle like an eel, the trapper will then nearly die laughing and it will all end up in a really boisterous play fight. Of course, this is all in questionable taste.