Obama needs a Dumbass Czar. Kurtwood Smith following him around, saying, "Dumbass!" every time he opens his mouth. #TCOT #TLOT
I would like to add, that there should also be a little shock collar around his dangly bits that gets triggered whenever he answers questions with responses that take longer than five minutes (with the intensity increasing each minute beyond five). That would do him, and the world, a lot of good.