09 November 2009

From an Alternate Universe Where Amazon Thought Brutal Honesty Was an Excellent Sales Technique...

Amazon's making a push to sell denim with a new improved return policy (via Instapundit)



Above, if they chose the brutally honest method of advertising copy.

3 comments:

Trooper York said...

Hey don't diss my sales techinque.

The girls in the store love.

They always say " Jim how do my titties look in this dress."

"Baby I'll buy you a drink no problem."

That's the acid test.

They love a straight guy's unvarnished opinion.

Trooper York said...

One girl I had to say:

"No baby I wouldn't buy you a drink if you were wearing that dress."

"Really."

"Yeah, I would buy you a car."

XWL said...

Your honesty isn't so much brutal, as horndogged.

I would imagine horndogged honesty works in most cases, and I would imagine you find ways to avoid answering any variation of 'does this make my ass look fat', as that answer may not be as appreciated.

(most women with a bit, or even a bit more than a bit, extra look excellent from the chest area on up, in properly cut and fitted clothes like you provide in your store)

(the back end takes more skill to present in a flattering way, I find)