Something's Missing From the Stimulus . . .

I think this fine, made in the USA product should be sent free of charge to every taxpayer in the United States as part of the stimulus package (and by 'free of charge' I mean additional federal debt should be accrued to pay for this item, so that future generations can pay for this temporary injection into the economy).

If we are going to get taken for a ride, might as well make it as comfortable as possible.