Ten Questions for Each Candidate That Probably Won't Be Asked...

For Obama (going into bullet point mode, cause this blog has been lacking in bullet points, lately)

Edward Said, fool or sage?

Wealth redistribution, policy goal or communism?

Mandatory government servitude, bringing us together or neo-slavery?

White Sox or Cubs?

Of all the cities to make a name for yourself politically, why pick the biggest cesspool of corruption in the nation?

Should the federal government set prices at the pump and for home heating oil?

Is combating global warming more important than improving the economy, and if one adversely effects the other, which wins in your administration?

Yes or No? (no other question and not referencing anything else, just ask him, "Yes or No", sometimes, how one responds to nonsense has meaning)

Which should be the larger priority in K-12 education, encouraging more students to embrace the hard sciences, or promoting social justice?

Do you really believe that the President has a line item veto as you've implied throughout your campaign?

McCain questions that won't be asked:

What's wrong with a flatter simplified tax code?

In retrospect, McCain-Feingold, a huge mistake, or success?

How 'bout them Cardinals, playoff bound?

How old is too old to run for President?

If you were forced to cut three cabinet posts, which three would you eliminate?

As you are likely going to be faced with a solid Democratic majority in the Senate, how would you get a strict constructionist for the Supreme Court through the Senate confirming process?

Fish or Fowl? (what, you didn't expect the same nonsense question, did you?)

In light of the Heller decision, will you direct your DOJ to aggressively attack municipal and state handgun bans?

What could we learn from Canada, and the way they are governed?

Should voting standards be more nationalized to prevent future Florida and ACORN style messes?