When Police Confiscate "X" From Law Abiding Citizens, Then Only Criminals Will Have "X"

The peaceful protesters of the RNC welcoming committee had amongst their 'welcoming' supplies, rocks, throwing stars, flaming liquids, bows, arrows, and . . .



drum roll please . . .

keep rolling . . .

keep rolling . . .

I didn't say to stop . . .

BUCKETS OF URINE

When hoarding buckets of urine is a criminal act, then only criminals (and utter, total, lunatics) will have buckets of urine.

And you know what, I'm perfectly OK with that, I'm going to go out on a limb here, and despite my non-expertise on constitutional law, but I think it's pretty safe to say, that in most cases (images of a crucifix submerged in urine being an obvious exception) urine in of itself does not constitute 'free speech' and is not protected by the first amendment.

UPDATE: There are one group of folks who have legitimate uses for buckets of urine, fullers, but I doubt too many of them are running around St. Paul in 2008.

From Worst Jobs in History (Medieval Period), fulling gets its due at about the 4 minute mark (and continued on the bit below it)