Yeah, and Next You'll Tell Me That Terrell Owens Will Behave Himself This Season

Charles Johnson, at Little Green Footballs, thanks the LA Weekly (owned by Village Voice Media) for a fair portrayal of his website written by Brendan Bernhard. Usually their editorial slant is slightly left of Mao, but maybe things have changed over there.

Cathy Seipp also mentions this surprising article.

I used to pick up the LA Weekly all the time, but the internet has replaced the LA Weekly as the best place to find concert info, film reviews, art shows, and young well endowed (the particular body part of endowment all depends on your personal orientation) outcall masseuses.

(T.O. might get along with Parcells and help the Cowboys to the playoffs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (phew! longest dramatic/comedic pause, ever) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and pigs might fly, at least his website is in Dallas colors)