10 August 2006

What's It Like President Ahmadenijad . . .

. . . to be serviced by an 88 year old man? (hat tip David Bernstein at Volokh Conspiracy)

Mike Wallace would seem to have dropped to his knees in front of the charmingness of Pres. Mahmoud Ahmadenijad, bringer forth of the Hidden Imam, soon to be destroyer of the Little and Great Satans, International Man of Mystery (oh wait, that title's taken) and all around really great and terrific fella.

Questions probably not asked by Mike Wallace:

  • Pres., those mind clouding hair rays that emanate from women above the age of six, is there any certain shampoo a female can use to lessen this effect?
  • Pres., are you one of the thirty-six 'nails' placed on Earth to create the conditions for the revelation of the 12th Imam?
  • Pres., aren't you, in fact, the 12th Imam himself? I'm sure all my viewers out there in Great Satan-land would love to know who their new ruler is.
  • Pres., as the 12th Imam having just ended the Great Occultation, what have you been doing these past 1000+ years?
  • Pres., what's the best way to execute homosexuals, hanging, stoning, or pressing under weights?
  • Pres., are you in fact, not the 12th Imam as you claim, but the Dajjal instead?

Somehow I don't think versions of the above questions will slip from Mr. Wallace's lips.

Side note, the Wiki page for Dajjal has the following note appended to it



After reading it, no kidding, the prophetic portions of sacred text are always rather creative, and the interpretations spun from the text even more so.

Speaking of prophecy, how is this guy still around? Afterall, The Late Great Planet Earth would seem to be surprisingly lively, and not at all late. Yet we're decades since his first prophetic pronouncements were supposed to come to pass (he's still certain that Russia is Gog, and secretly behind Iranian and Syrian mischief)

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