Snakes on a What?

I've given as much love to Snakes on a Plane as I think is appropriate.

I can't wait till Friday to actually see the greatest movie of all time, finally.

But some SoaP related products I can't quite get behind.

A novelization ?!? 416 pages ?!? WTF ?!? OMG ?!? LOL ?!? (SORRY CAPS LOCK STUCK)

No, I almost bought it when I saw it while in a bookstore recently, but somewhere you have to draw the line.

I don't want no mother[bleep]in' novelizations of my mother[bleep]in' mindless summer fun action flicks.