Suggestion for A Name Change

Drudge (consider that your hat tip) highlights the quote below from this USA Today's story regarding the coming of Katie Couric as anchor of the CBS Evening News.

We heard from many people that the news is just too depressing,' Couric told Television Critics Association's Press Tour on Sunday. 'Now obviously we can't sugarcoat what's going on in the world, But there are cases where I believe we can be a little more solution-oriented'...

I'm thinking a name change is in order, let's call it HAPPY TALK! with KATIE COURIC!! (and yes, it should be mostly in all caps, it's that PERKY!!)

Also they should change the beginning theme music to Captain Sensible's brilliant version of this song from South Pacific, and the end theme to the closing song from Monty Python's Life of Brian.

If your news program doesn't insistently and incessantly 'look on the bright side of life' (insert your own tuneful whistling here), then you shouldn't be watching the news.

And 'solutions' from the media are surely what everyone is looking for, Katie! is not only happier than other anchors, she's more Saviortastic!!

Prey to Katie! she shall guide you and show you the Katie! way to solve what ails you.