Michael J. Totten v Hezbollah (bet on Totten)

Mr. Totten writes an open letter to the gentleman, actually gentleman is the wrong term, asshat? no, howabout jerkoff? closer, let's try dickless, gynophobic, most likely closeted homosexual, MORON (that's more like it) in charge of Media Relations for Hezbollah.

It's devastating, much more so than an AK-47 or an IED, here's an excerpt

Some journalists may cave under that kind of pressure. I almost did myself until my Lebanese friends – who know you much better than I ever will – reminded me that you guys like to puff up your chests to make yourselves look bigger and scarier than you actually are.

It kills me how the job title printed on the business card you gave me says “Media Relations.” Whoever says Hezbollah has no sense of humor doesn’t know you like I do. You’re a real card, Hussein. A regular bucket o’ laughs.

These jerks (scratch that) MORONS will be defeated, not only with arms, and warriors, but with the pen and the power of ridicule.

Have you ridiculed an Islamofascist today?

It's your patriotic duty.

(and that patriotism isn't just for the good ol' U S of A, but for any country that embraces Enlightenment values)

(the MORON on the right making the shooting gestures with his hands (I'm a six gun shooting cowboy partner!)(according to google) is Hussein Naboulsi, Hezbollah's Webmaster and Media Relations contact, picture found here, along with an interview)