15 March 2006

The Greatest Performance Artist of All Time

Speaking of performance art (uggh is the only comment for this piece), I've come to the conclusion that Pat Robertson is the greatest performance artist of all time.

The only explanation for his words and deeds is that he was born a woman to a very liberal New York City family, educated at Barnard, went through gender reassignment sugery and has since been 'performing' as every liberal intellectual's nightmare of an evangelical nut.

Nobody could possibly be as sanctimonious, pig headed, wrong, and just plain stupid as Rev. Pat Robertson unless they were merely 'acting' a role.

That he (she) has maintained this act so consistently, and for so long, is a testament to her commitment to her art.

Bravo, maestro, bravo.

2 comments:

reader_iam said...

This is simply brilliant.

I'm not 100% sure, however, that you've done me a favor in making it easier for me to listen to Loon Robertson in future. (I mean, the advice that some give to nervous public speakers to picture the audience naked is helpful on one level, but pretty gnarly as well, if one dwells on it.)

Pooh said...

Heh.