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For no reason in particular I thought I'd try out a poll (maybe in the future I'll do more). Vote early, vote often (or at least once a day).

What's the best way to 'remove' a wine stain from a linen tablecloth?
	Sprinkle generously with table salt, scrub vigorously, then hand wash
	A blowtorch
	A bazooka
	Dye the tablecloth to match the stain
	Who uses tablecloths anymore?
	Who uses tables anymore?
	All the above
	None of the above
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