More Plagiarism?

Just cause I never said it, doesn't mean he didn't steal this from me.

2. All executions would happen at the same time on the 4th of July, when all of the condemned are strapped to large fireworks and launched over the bay to be incinerated in spectacular fashion.

In addition to getting a last meal, each condemned person would get a choice of firework.

Guard: “Do you want the Starburst 4000 or the Pinwheel?”

Prisoner: “Which one goes highest before exploding?”

Tell the truth, doesn't that sound like something from one of my 'modest' or 'semi-modest' proposals? I'll have to steal that fake dialogue trick from him though, that makes for some lively writing.