The End of an Era

(via Defamer)

"I can't hit on a girl in public like I used to," so says Jack Nicholson in an upcoming AARP The Magazine interview.

(and this post's title doesn't so much plagarize the Defamer post as it pays homage to it, that's my story and I'm sticking to it)

"Did I just accidentally write a script for the next Adam Sandler movie?"

Recast it with Jack Nicholson instead, and I'd go see it (more age appropriate, anyway).

I'm thinking an About Schmidt that's actually funny, sans naked Kathy Bates, though Kathy Bates could play the wife he leaves at home who threatens to uncover the whole scheme. For the truckstop prostitute with the heart of gold (this film couldn't be done without that character), I'd go with her, or her, or her, but definitely not her.