It got me thinking that it makes perfect sense for Ms. Hilton to have a desire to ride around in something big and pink.
After all, much of her notoriety can be attributed to a time in her life where she was captured riding on something (fairly) big and pink, so there's a certain symmetry in this, and the universe likes symmetry.
So, I think it's only appropriate that a few changes are made to that photo . . .
There, much better.
(and really, one of the biggest selling "adult" vids of all time? seems like folks should have better taste than that)
(and don't pretend you don't get why the faux "night vision" is humorous, admit it, you've watched a bit of that vid at some point in your life)
Also, let this be a warning to any of my young female readers, if a gentleman friend of yours is trying to convince you to let him tape the two of you engaged in some 'happy fun kinky time', don't do that with any man who might be described as a little 'too cocky'. It's usually the ex-partner of a famous chick (or semi-famous) who releases these recordings, and it's a sure bet that if their 'part' in it was less than impressive, they'd manage to make sure that those images never see the light of day. See ladies, size matters (at least when it comes to the release of sex tapes).
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Bentleys have no business being pink. Period.
With the hard times economically, and being written out of her granddad's will, maybe she'll start doing the Mary Kay thing...
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