Yeah, Sure, That's the Reason . . .

. . . recently-weds (how long does newly- last?) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sleep in separate bedrooms according to the Daily Mail because Tom has a snoring problem.

Can't be any other reason for it. Nope not at all. I know what's good for me, I won't suggest any other reason for such a thing. Tom Cruise is the most heterosexual man on the planet and it's clear to me that one of the reasons that Tom has trouble with snoring is due to the vigorous and entirely heterosexual attentions he directs at his lovely wife. Too bad Nicole hadn't insisted on separate bedrooms, maybe they'd still be together.

Frankly, if you have the money and the space, couples should have three 'bedrooms', one each for their individual sleep needs, and a third one specifically designated for 'gettting it on'. Really, you're better off with whole separate houses with just adjoining family, living, and dining rooms. Bathrooms, kitchens, and bedrooms should be as separate as possible for each grown (or near grown) member of the family.

I've also thought that college dorms should have specifically designated 'getting it on' rooms with safer-sex supplies and a panic button system just in case things get out of hand. It would cut a lot of tension between roommates, and these kids are supposed to be adults, so most of the kiddies in dorms are of the age of consent. A lot of dorms have music practice rooms that are soundproofed, these can be repurposed for such a need, if one is creative enough (and no doubt have been 'repurposed' in this manner more than once).