But I Thought ALL New Yorkers, and Especially ALL Apple Fanatics Were Sleek, Stylish, Sexy Urbanites ?!?

But once he gets a hold of the Jesus Phone, he will be transformed, I'm sure . . .

There's an Apple Store at the 3rd Street Promenade here in Santa Monica. Gridskipper has their Ultimate iPhone Camping Guide up for this location.

I wouldn't touch any of the restrooms they recommend with somebody elses ten foot pole, but otherwise the guide seems sound.