He argued that if a man nursed from a co-worker, it would establish a family bond between them and allow the two to work side-by-side without raising suspicion of an illicit sexual relation.
(hat tip LGF)
Interesting theoretical backflips done to come up with that fatwa.
So let me try and understand this, as long as the woman in question is "expressive" (in a lactating sort of way) then it would be familial, but if she weren't "expressive", then it becomes tawdry and dirty?
Does this mean only lactating women can work outside of home in mixed company?
If we were to follow this edict in the United States, would the pay disparity between men and women evaporate?
Would women mention in their resumes the sweetness and nutritional content of their milk as part one of their selling points?
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My head. she is esploded.
For some reason, the only thing I can of is "Wrestling Macbeth," An x-rated puppet show of MacBeth with all the characters portrayed as professional wrestlers and using much of the Shakespearean dialog. At one point Lady MacBeth sprayed the audience with breast milk.
Come to my Womans Brests,
And take my Milke for Gall, you murth'ring Ministers,
Where-euer, in your sightlesse substances,
You wait on Natures Mischiefe. Come thick Night,
And pall thee in the dunnest smoake of Hell,
That my keene Knife see not the Wound it makes,
Nor Heauen peepe through the Blanket of the darke,
To cry, hold, hold.
And that might be the oddest digression I've ever made.
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