Do You Promise to Funk, the Whole Funk, and Nothing But the Funk?

I still think this should be our National Anthem (but not my theme song). Someone was kind enough to upload the whole sprawling mess of a song on YouTube this week, thanks a million MojoRebel.

Ken Jennings posted some interesting National Anthem trivia which got me thinking about this. Read that, too, those are some interesting trivia questions.