06 March 2007

Doesn't Everybody Walk Around With a Magnet and Wires In Their Rectum?


Oh, well.

Then this fella might have been up to something.

Favorite lines from the article
"He was secreting these items in a body cavity and that was a great concern because there were also some electric wires associated with that body cavity," Larry Fetters, security director for the Transportation Security Administration at the airport, told reporters.

(hat tip Drudge)

UPDATE: (07 MAR 07; 1:25am (what the hell am I doing still up and posting?))

Tammy Bruce wins, her post on this subject kicks my post's poor, sorry rectum. She slips in the perfect South Park reference to cap off the story. I'm not worthy of even linking to her post (but link I shall, anyway).

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