"At this time, there is no official confirmation that Royal has also promised free ponies to all French children who asked for them."

Even the French may not be dumb enough to elect this Marxist Royal (in America we'd call her a Quarter Pounder Marxist, with Cheese)

(her main opponent leads in most polls)

Sarkozy is pro-law enforcement, pro-American, and pro-business, that would be a nice change of pace coming from La France should he win in May.

Here's hoping.

And the video below isn't completely unrelated, somehow (and yes it's from Pulp Fiction, so profanity warning is obligatory)