I would say that the Senator in question is indeed surprisingly articulate, bright and clean, given the challenges he suffers given his background.
Most Cephalorectal Americans (folks with their 'heads up their asses' in the vernacular) have trouble speaking, let alone being frequent guests on the Sunday morning news shows.
Furthermore, unusually for Cepha-Americans (I believe that's the term they now prefer, they like to focus on the head, and not the ass portion of their genetic inheritance), this Senator also suffers from Pedo-Oralitis, commonly known as 'foot in mouth' disease.
Though the biological topology required to achieve both at once is unlikely, and even stretches the very fabric of timespace, this Senator manages to have his foot deeply planted in his mouth while simultaneously keeping his head firmly up his own ass. Folks politely never mention how odd he looks hopping around Capitol Hill with only one leg, and despite the confluence of body parts that in many people can occasionally be somewhat odoriferous, he manages to smell mostly like a rose.
I can completely understand why the press loves him so, to strive against so many impediments and still get his message out, no matter how confused and strange it may be (it's difficult to know how much of his thinking comes from his brains, and how much comes from his feces, but I'd say the split is probably 70-30 in the feces favor) his pronouncements never seem to happen far from a TV lens or microphone.
So, as stated in this post's title this Senator is indeed, "articulate, and bright, and clean" (at least for someone like him).
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[Sen. Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. in business attire, captured in rare moment without either foot in his mouth]
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