Mr. Moisturizing Cream

I can't imagine any newspapers in the United States printing anything like this portion of text taken from a translation of a magazine article

Feeling down, she sought help from her gynecologist, who said she was pre-menopausal and suggested her condition could have been the result of not having sex. She promptly went out on a naughty romp with a much younger man.

"I realized that it's always nice for a woman's body to get some Mr. Moisturizing Cream," she says.

Japanese folks and bodily fluids just seem to go together.

The Wai Wai section of Manichi Daily News' English language edition is always full of such titilation and general silliness.

And of course, I have to read it regularly.