12 June 2006

Meet the New Messiah

Jesus only had about a dozen apostles.

Former Vice President Albert Gore has many, many, more.

(therefore he's at least 80 times the messiah that Jesus was)

(even his BEARD had its own church, that's some mighty potent messiahness if you ask me)

He already saved South Park from manbearpig, now he's going to save the entire planet.

Bow before your new savior.


1 comment:

Pastor_Jeff said...

He's really cereal, you know.