You Ain't Wrong (Week Ending 16 April 2006)

An Easter edition of You Ain't Wrong, I'm going to make this the all non-blogger, all Washington Post, edition of You Ain't Wrong

Pres. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, You Ain't Wrong, (bet you never saw that one coming) for saying the crazy things that you do (example from the link article "Like it or not, the Zionist regime is heading toward annihilation," Ahmadinejad said at the opening of a conference in support of the Palestinians. "The Zionist regime is a rotten, dried tree that will be eliminated by one storm."). Be honest, tell us how you will destroy the Little Satan and the Great Satan. Remind us daily of how big of a threat you and the mullahs who installed you in power represent to humanistic liberalism. You are an inhuman monster who will rot in hell along side the Stalins, Hitlers, Maos and Pol Pots of the world. Keep up the rhetoric and maybe even the Europeans will get up off their asses and realize that appeasement=death. Also hopefully the children of the revolution will realize that Iran, which should be a wealthy paradise, instead is a dusty, grubby ass-backward nation that will only prosper when they rest control of the nation away from the mullahs and their crazed puppets, and goon squads. Blood will be shed, the choice of whose blood is up to the people of Iran.

Pope Benedict XVI, You Ain't Wrong, for calling for peace. That's your job (among other things). You also have denounced those that use violence and haven't backed down from denouncing Islamofascism. Principled stands won't make you popular with the press in the United States or Europe, but it will help define the moral compass of your followers, and that's as it should be.

Justice Antonin Scalia, You Ain't Wrong, for being you. You have demonstrated a willingness to be exactly who you are at all times, and you would seem to not care who that may offend, or the kind of criticism that may generate. People who criticize you, rarely criticize your jurisprudence, since whether or not someone disagrees with your decisions, if they are being an honest critic, they have to admit that you use the law as your guide, as should all jurists.

Paul J. Williams, You Ain't Wrong, for wanting to improve your manners, as the saying goes (and if it's not a saying, well I'll make it one) 'Good Manners are the Lubricant for Social Intercourse'.

George F. Will, You Ain't Wrong, for taking the current crop of Republicans to task for voting for the half-assed, anti-free speech, sad, sick, joke of a reform package meant to 'fix' McCain-Feingold. I really dislike your writing style in general, find you waaaaaaay too east coast and stuffy. But on this I can agree and bestow upon you the honor of being singled out as speaking the aintwrong (at least for this week).

That's it, a short and sweet week of aintwrongness, no antiaintwrongness this week, it is Easter afterall.