It's NOT me, Honest (and I am NOT protesting too much)

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(now allow your paroxysms of laughter to die down, read the rest of this post, and tip of the cap to Ed Driscoll)

Yes, it seems like something I might have suggested, yes it even uses language that I may have used in the past, and yes I will defend the right of anyone to drive as big of a gas guzzler as they choose to do (just as I expect people to respect my choice to prefer speedy little 4 bangers, boxster engines rock! (who says you need to buy a Porsche to enjoy the benefits of horizontally opposed pistons?)).

I wish I could take credit for the copy at the ad linked above, but alas, I can't.