In Honor of Tiger Woods and the BBC

Some people need to get a life.

(drudge link was the first I saw to this, naturally) Some folks in Great Britain (maybe it should just be called Britain, their claim to greatness seems to be waning, they're being a bunch of pansy-ass 'window-lickers') are upset that Tiger Woods called himself a 'Spazz' (or in the article's title, just the s-word, how are you supposed to tell the difference between spazz and shit then?) after his poor putting on the final day of the Masters this weekend.

(and to be fair, some pretty pussified behavior was exhibited by LATimes writers as well, as highlighted in the above BBC article)

Prof. Althouse links the same article.

Me, I'll just post the lyrics to Elastik Band's big hit (OK, that's a lie, it never actually charted, but it should have been a big hit when it was first released in late 1967) from the 60s. . . . (unfortunately, couldn't google up someone elses transcription of the lyrics, so I'll do it myself)

(if you want to here a snippet of the song for yourself click on the 8th track of the 2nd disc of the Nuggets Boxset, and really, if you don't already own this, you are a spazz, buy it already)

SPAZZ

(gibbering - though at the end 'can anyone help me' sounds like what is possibly being said)

Come on now, that's right, ahaaaaa
You're walking down the street
You keep lifting your feet
But you never find a place to go
Never find a place to go
Until suddenly
Man you never even knew what hit ya
I said what hit ya was the back of your hand

That's Right, ahaaaaa
I said get off the street, get offa the street boy
People, gonna think, yes they're gonna think
People gonna, people gonna think
You are a SPAZZZZZZZZZZ

Come on now, that's right, ahaaaaa
You're pretty shook up
So you go to get a cup
Of water just to calm you down
But when you turn around
Some joker slipped you LSDeeeeeeeeeeeee
I saaaaaaaiiid
Hey, you know it wasn't mama's Teeeeeaaayeah

That's Right, ahaaaaa
I said get off the floor, get offa the floor boy
People, gonna think, yes they're gonna think
People gonna, people gonna think
You are a SPAZZZZZZZZZZ

Aaaaahaaaaawhooooaaaaahhhhh

Come on now, that's right, ahaaaaa
You wanna sit down, when you know some clown's
Gonna try and pull away your chair
So you stand, instead, stand instead
Until, maaaan
You can't stand any longer
Hey, you know you shouldn't have never sat down

That's Right, ahaaaaa
I said get off the floor, get offa the floor boy
People, gonna think, yes they're gonna think
People gonna, people gonna think
You are a SPAZZZZZZZZZZ