22 January 2006

So many punchlines

So little time.

Via Drudge.

What proof will they require?

(feel free to submit your own joke/punchline for this article)


Pooh said...

Whatever happened to "don't ask, don't tell?"

Icepick said...

Pooh, no money was on the line then?

Maybe they need to modify the function of Century Tower to track this.

East of Turlington Plaza stands Century Tower, built to commemorate the UF alumni who took part in both World Wars, dedicated on the 100th anniversary of the founding of the college that became UF, [Professor Susan] Tate [with the College of Design, Construction and Planning] said.

Graduate instructor Danielle Dirks said she remembers a story about the tower when she first came as an undergraduate to UF. Supposedly, a brick would fall from the tower for every virgin who graduated from UF.

The Tower, needless to say, stands inviolate to this day. The same, obviously, cannont be said of the student body.

Damn, now I'm going to be in college nostalgia mode all day....